So, your WordPress site exploded.
Maybe you installed “just one more plugin.” Maybe you tried to edit PHP in the live theme editor.
Whatever happened, your homepage now looks like it’s broadcasting from 2007—and your contact form sends emails to nowhere.
We get it. We’ve been there. And we built this service just for you.
What We Do
We bring broken WordPress sites back from the dead.
Our elite team of caffeine-fueled problem solvers (and one intern named Kyle who once fixed a site using only his phone and sheer panic) will dig into the source of your problem and bring your site back to life—fast.
Here’s our process:
1. Diagnosis – We log in, gasp audibly, and take screenshots before we touch anything.
2. Triage – We identify the problem: plugin conflict, outdated theme, server meltdown, or “client accidentally deleted wp-config.php.”
3. Recovery – We fix it. Usually while muttering things like “who coded this?”
4. Prevention – We install backups, add monitoring, and whisper a short prayer to the WordPress gods.
By the time we’re done, your site will load faster, function better, and stop sending people to “Error 404: Embarrassment Not Found.”
Common Problems We Fix
• Plugin Conflicts: Because apparently two plugins doing the same thing differently is a recipe for chaos.
• Theme Updates Gone Wrong: You wanted a “modern look,” but got invisible menus and a missing header image.
• Slow Load Times: If your site loads slower than your morning coffee brews, it’s time to call us.
• White Screen of Death: The classic. You stare at it. It stares back. We fix it.
• Hacked or Redirected Sites: Nothing like waking up to see your website proudly selling crypto scams. We’ll clean that up too.
Why Choose Us
We don’t just fix WordPress—we understand its moods.
We’ve been doing this long enough to know that every error message is lying to you in its own way.
• Experience: Since 2007, we’ve broken and rebuilt more WordPress sites than we can count.
• Speed: Most fixes are same-day. We don’t like watching your site suffer either.
• Transparency: We explain what happened in plain English, not “developer cryptic.”
• Empathy: Because sometimes you just need someone to say, “Yeah, that update button was a trap.”
Our Pricing
We keep it simple:
• Minor Panic (1–2 issues): $249 flat
• Full Meltdown (theme + plugin chaos): $499
• Nuclear Disaster (hacked, deleted, or cursed): $999 and emotional support
All prices include a digital high-five when we’re done.
Client Reviews
“They recovered my site faster than I recover from a WordPress update.”
— Kendra T.
“I tried to fix it myself. Now I just Venmo them preemptively.”
— Jake R.
“If WordPress had a 911 number, it’d route straight to these guys.”
— Anonymous Developer
Get Help Now
Fill out the form below before you touch anything else.
We’ll take it from here.